Beads of sweat upon King Diamond’s head
Ruby, the red or Opal, the blue?
Red and noble or blue and humble?
A huge choice to make, to make right now!
Swallowing gulps in three, clearing the throat
Mr. Opal honoured to be the minister,
Mr. Ruby made our wise red judge,
Glancing from left to right he blurted
All hands together in cheer
A live uproar filled the court
Heaving in relief, he slumped right back